He keepeth me from lying down when i should be studying,
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restores my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits,
For my grades' sake.
Yea,tho'i walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For thou art with me;
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;
Thou annoinest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions i recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me
All the days of examinations
And i shall not have to dwell in college
Forever!
Amen.
